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Joke of the Month – May 2016

A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a young, beautiful blonde.

“I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price,” said the man. “Yet I just heard you close the deal for $65, 000 to the lovely young lady there.

You told us there could be no discount on this model.”

“Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman.

Just then, the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys. “There you go Dad,” she said.

“I told you I could get the tosser to reduce the price!?