A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a young, beautiful blonde.
“I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price,” said the man. “Yet I just heard you close the deal for $65, 000 to the lovely young lady there.
You told us there could be no discount on this model.”
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman.
Just then, the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys. “There you go Dad,” she said.
“I told you I could get the tosser to reduce the price!?
The Fish City Big Four Fishing Tournament 2016
This annual fishing competition was held over Anzac Weekend 23 – 25 April 2016, with the headline sponsor Fish City. The tournament is hosted and organized by the Waikato Sport Fishing Club. (WSFC). This is an all ports, fish anywhere in NZ tournament and you only have to be in the weigh in line by 4pm on the Monday in Hamilton with either your catch or your catch cards. This gives plenty of time to fish wherever you like from 1am Saturday to say lunch time Monday.
The Manu Bay ramp at Raglan is closed till further notice. Due to concrete being dislodged by the big swell that has just hit the West Coast. The concrete will be removed at some stage soon and the sea break wall damage assessed.
Please view the Fish City Big Four Tournament by clicking the link below.
Hooked Up Edition 5
Dear Clubs, Delegates, Life Members and IGFA Representatives. Here is the latest edition of New Zealand Sport Fishing Council’s E-Zine, Hooked Up 5. Please share this excellent edition with your membership. There is some great reading here, that I am sure everyone will enjoy.
Hamish outfished his Dad (Brian Mellow) at Mount on Saturday 30th April 2016 with a 8lb snapper and 12lb Kingfish. Brian caught the yellow tail mackeral that he got Kingi
Wow!! What a fantastic club night it was last night! A huge thanks to Ben Brown for presenting at our may Club Night. For those who missed it, Ben is a Professional Kayaker & ‘Fisherman Extraordinaire’.